The Definition of Me

The definition of me

Is not definitive

It’s hard to button-hole

I’m still proofing the galleys

It has been said of me:

Cuddly

Intelligent

Clumsy

Short-tempered

Cute

Honest

Too logical

Annoying

Feminist

Pragmatic and Practical

Awkward, irritating and hard-to-take

Strong and independent

Intelligent, articulate and sophisticated

Lazy, no good…

Oh, hold the presses

I’m still unbound and uncut

A work in progress

This copy has yet to receive final authorization

From the publisher

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